And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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