you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
love makes seman taste better
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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