Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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