And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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