so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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