I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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