Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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