Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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