Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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