Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you guys were way drunker than both of me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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