you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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