My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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