i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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