never play flip cup with pint glasses
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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