we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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