In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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