just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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