im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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