how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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