Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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