I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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