I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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