On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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