I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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