After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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