Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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