I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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