god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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