im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
whose parrot is this?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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