I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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