I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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