Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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