she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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