he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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