just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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