Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I enjoy the company of your penis
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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