his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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