New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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