her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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