I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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