i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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