I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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