if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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