how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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