he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The beer is more important than you right now.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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