You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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