So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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