she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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