i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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