Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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